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Blunt Life Coach: 7/19/2012

I have writer’s block again so I’m answering some more Dear Abby questions in the rudest way possible.  Again.  Yay for originality!

What do you think about a grandmother getting into a Jacuzzi with her 6-year-old granddaughter? This has caused a big rift in our family.

At a large recent family gathering, my daughter couldn’t accommodate all of us sleeping at her home, so some of us rented rooms at a nearby motel.

My son-in-law’s parents took my granddaughter “Charise” to their room to spend the night. The bathroom had a Jacuzzi tub in it, and Grandma and Charise bathed in it together. When they told my daughter about it the next day, she became upset because she thought it was inappropriate for an adult to be in the tub with her young daughter.

My daughter’s mother-in-law said she was not ashamed of her body and she refused to apologize to my daughter for what happened. My son-in-law has sided with his mother. What do you think? — SHOCKED IN CINCINNATI

Um, what’s the uproar about?  They have the same parts.  They’re related.  They bathed and got clean.  Unless there was inappropriate touching you are crying for no reason.  I take my child into the shower with me.  He’s only 1, but still.  We both get clean.  End of story.

Perhaps you should drink a hot cup of …..

I have a problem with my husband, “Howard.” I moved two hours away from my family, left my job and sold my house and car to be married to him. Now I feel trapped.

We have been married three years. It wasn’t like this in the beginning. I’m a housewife who takes care of his mother who lives with us (another story). I can’t go anywhere. I’m at home all day, every day, except when his mother needs to go to the doctor. He refuses to get another car because he’s “afraid” I’m going to meet someone else if I go out. I’m at my wits’ end.

Howard doesn’t like my friends — the three that I do have. He has taken church away from me because he believes a husband and wife should go to church together, and he doesn’t, therefore neither should I. He’s verbally abusive and manipulative. I feel I can’t do anything right, and he proclaims to be a perfectionist. Everything revolves around him and his likes, needs and wants.

This is a second marriage for both of us. He admits that he’s insecure. I love him, but I can’t take this anymore. I want to leave, but I don’t know how or where to begin. If I were to go home, I’d have nothing — no home, no car, no job or money.

We have no children together. What is your advice? — TRAPPED IN THE SOUTHWEST

This is going to be a lengthy response, so get a pen and paper and take some notes.

Ahem…..GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!!

Seriously, it sounds more like you are his slave than his wife.  Why do you let him dictate to you how you live your life?  This man is a jealous, abusive, and controlling bastard.  Unless you like being dominated  you’ll never be happy in this “relationship.”  It also sounds like this guy might go nuts if you leave so I’d sneak out and head back to your family.  If you tell him that you plan to leave him things might get ugly.

But run.  Run as fast as you can.  You’re better off starting a new life than continuing to live one as a slave.

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13 thoughts on “Blunt Life Coach: 7/19/2012

  1. I LOVE Blunt Life Coach!

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    Posted by Life With The Top Down | July 19, 2012, 4:11 pm
  2. Perfect advice. Where were you when I was young and stupid?

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    Posted by Elyse | July 19, 2012, 10:08 pm
  3. I wish real Abby was as honest as that.

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    Posted by List of X | July 19, 2012, 10:58 pm
  4. I wish I had a big pot of “Shut the Fuck Up” that I could serve to b*tches as needed…

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    Posted by breezyk | July 25, 2012, 5:52 am
  5. Original or not, this ruled!

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    Posted by The Hook | August 6, 2012, 9:28 pm
  6. Yeah, this rocked pretty hard. Good job.

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    Posted by beefybooyawn | August 30, 2012, 12:05 am

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