No, this is not about the song by Rise Against. I’ve decided, since I’m incredibly bored, to take up a daily prompt challenge. The challenge is as follows:
Dear head of advertising for Acura,
What are you thinking? For the love of all that is holy what were you thinking? Season of Reason? Really?
But honestly, what possessed you to make this commercial?
Okay, first of all, how is Dr. Phil navigating the streets at high-speed when he’s looking at the two idiots in the back and telling them to be reasonable? Secondly, how can you consider plunking $2499 down and $479 a month for a leased car reasonable? Can you explain that to me? I’ll save you some time. You can’t. Because it isn’t reasonable. Idiot.
For the love of Oprah Winfrey, why would you put Dr. Phil in a commercial? Dr. Phil has no credibility left. If he ever had any to begin with. Is he even really a doctor? He just tells people they’re stupid and how they should live their lives. Hell, I can do that. Plus I can do it much more colorfully than he can.
Please stop sucking at your job.