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The Daily Prompt – An Audience of One

No, this is not about the song by Rise Against.  I’ve decided, since I’m incredibly bored, to take up a daily prompt challenge.  The challenge is as follows:

Picture the one person in the world you really wish were reading your blog. Write her or him a letter.

Dear head of advertising for Acura,

What are you thinking?  For the love of all that is holy what were you thinking?  Season of Reason?  Really?

But honestly, what possessed you to make this commercial?

Okay, first of all, how is Dr. Phil navigating the streets at high-speed when he’s looking at the two idiots in the back and telling them to be reasonable?  Secondly, how can you consider plunking $2499 down and $479 a month for a leased car reasonable?  Can you explain that to me?  I’ll save you some time.  You can’t.  Because it isn’t reasonable.  Idiot.

For the love of Oprah Winfrey, why would you put Dr. Phil in a commercial?  Dr. Phil has no credibility left.  If he ever had any to begin with.  Is he even really a doctor?  He just tells people they’re stupid and how they should live their lives.  Hell, I can do that.  Plus I can do it much more colorfully than he can.

Please stop sucking at your job.

Disrespectfully yours,

Twindaddy

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18 thoughts on “The Daily Prompt – An Audience of One

  1. HAHAHA! Great idea, I might have to try one of those prompts. What got me here was as soon as you started your letter to Acura I was already laughing cause I had a feeling I knew where it was going. Great piece. And no, I don’t think Dr. Phil is actually a doctor.

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    Posted by beefybooyawn | November 29, 2012, 4:21 pm
  2. Yeah, that was an awkward commercial.

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    Posted by shatashari | November 29, 2012, 8:52 pm
  3. Way funny! Yep, most people have that kind of cash hiding in their couches…sarc.

    BTW, Rise Against is awesome. They save me from utter boredom on the midnight drives back to Michigan.

    Looking forward to reading more letters.

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    Posted by leah | November 29, 2012, 9:24 pm
  4. Haha, Season of reason, Reason to splurge more like…LOL

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    Posted by YAduhYAduH | December 5, 2012, 10:27 pm

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