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Random Thought of the Day 12/4/2012

Have you ever noticed when you’re driving down the interstate or a highway that when you come upon a police officer who has pulled someone over that everyone slows down?

I have noticed this many times before.  I noticed it yesterday, too.   But then I started thinking; wouldn’t the best time to be speeding be when the cop is otherwise preoccupied?

Seriously, people.  If a cop is out of his car giving someone else a ticket or in his car writing a ticket he’s not paying attention to his radar gun.  Furthermore, even if he does happen to notice you’re speeding he (or she) is not just going to let the person he (or she) pulled over go just because you ignorantly sped by.

English: Pasadena, CA, December 15, 2003 -- A ...

See?  He’s too busy to concentrate on more than one thing at once. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

If you’ve ever seen Die Hard 3 you know what I’m talking about.   The criminals wanted to steal all of the gold from the federal reserve bank.  So what did they do?  They told the police there was a bomb in one of the schools sending every officer available to search for the bomb while they cleaned out the gold.

Cover of "Die Hard with a Vengeance"

Bruce Willis kicks ass, by the way.  Yippy Kie Yay, mothafucka!

Same concept applies here.  If a cop has already pulled someone over he or she will not be looking for another speeder whilst writing a ticket.

So quit slowing down, assholes!

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9 thoughts on “Random Thought of the Day 12/4/2012

  1. I think the reason those “rubberneckers” slow down is because they want to see what’s going on, not because they don’t want to get a ticket. Because you know, people are assholes and think their nose belongs in everyone else’s business.

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    Posted by beefybooyawn | December 4, 2012, 3:04 pm
  2. Ha Ha! But, of course, he or she could have a buddy lurking behind the next bend. Muah ha haaaa! But, yes–by banging on your brakes you are messing up the flow of traffic and bumming the rest of us out :>)

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    Posted by mauriceabarry | December 4, 2012, 6:36 pm
  3. A fucking men! That happens tons on the drives home. Another thing, stop slamming your fucking brakes when you see a trooper in the median. Chances are he’s already nabbing someone and if your number is drawn, tough Shit. Rant over!

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    Posted by leah | December 4, 2012, 9:37 pm
  4. OMG!! So love this. Makes perfect sense. :)

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    Posted by CJ | January 11, 2013, 10:23 am

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