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The Pinnacle of Blogger Awards

Merely hours after accepting two prestigious blogging awards, I have been awarded another shiny virtual trophy to place on my virtual mantle over my virtual fireplace.  And this can only mean one thing…

Adonis DNA, bitches!

Adonis DNA, bitches!

Pretty soon I’m going to have to get a curio cabinet to keep all of these things in.

Unlike any of the awards I have won before, it is my distinct honor to be the first recipient of a brand spankin’ new piece of cyber hardware that every blogger will want a piece of.  I present to you…

The Unshitty Blog Award

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Created by world-renowned blogger Beefybooyawn of Beefy’s House O’ Fun, this award is proof that not only is your blog good, but it is unshitty.  That’s high praise indeed.  I’d like to thank Beefy for recognizing my greatness and bestowing upon me the inaugural award.  I’ll definitely print this off and put it on my mother’s refrigerator.

I accept this award with all the egomaniacal pride that I can muster.  And that’s no small task.

Unfortunately, there is a shitty part of the Unshitty Award.  Rules.  Can’t we just have awards without rules?  Honestly.  When I got awards in school I didn’t get extra homework and asked to pick other students that were inferior to me to also receive the same award.  But I digress.

The rules are as follows:

1. Thank or mention the person who gave it to you. This is only fair, since they did offer you this prestigious award.
2. Give an acceptance speech. It can be as short or long as you like, but it should probably be unshitty. Make it count.
3. Nominate some others. The number of people you should award it to is up to you. If you feel like nominating no other blogs for it, go for it.
4. Post the award on your blog somewhere. It doesn’t even have to be visible all the time. If you have some deep, dark corner of your blog where you put all of the shit you don’t want people to see, you can put it there. Just so long as it’s displayed.
5. That’s it. You can either save the award to your blog and host it there (preferred) or you can just link to it from here.

And now, I must nominate other blogs that are inferior to mine to receive this award.  The nominees are…

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Congratulations, infidels.  You have won an award, but it’s really just like getting an award for participation.  You’re not really that good.

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24 thoughts on “The Pinnacle of Blogger Awards

  1. The Unshitty Blog? OMG this is the best one ever! I love it! Thanks so much.

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    Posted by thecheekydiva | December 8, 2012, 5:28 am
  2. Congratulations on your unshittness!
    Is there no way to say that without sounding sarcastic? I mean it, just so you know.

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    Posted by MissFourEyes | December 8, 2012, 9:03 am
  3. You’re one generous blogger,person/Imperial thrall, my friend! And congratulations!

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    Posted by The Hook | December 8, 2012, 10:44 am
  4. I had no idea there were awards like this…and the first award I see is the unshitty award. That is frikkin hilarious!! Ummm…congrats I think, for being unshitty. ;)

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    Posted by Ramblin' Rick | December 8, 2012, 3:31 pm
  5. Well TwinDaddy, I am speechless. First for the impressive feat you achieved by getting this award, and then by passing it along to a girl with GI trouble. What a guy. This is, truly, the first time I have been not shitty in many, many years. If you could bottle this award, you’d make a fortune!

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    Posted by Elyse | December 9, 2012, 12:29 am
  6. Congrats. Right? You are a rock star!

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    Posted by Teeny Bikini | December 24, 2012, 10:33 pm
  7. The most GLORIOUS award of all the blog awards in all the galaxies. Most deserving. Also I know that I’m commenting on a post that’s one year old. How did I get here? Fuck.

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    Posted by imsupersaiyan | October 11, 2013, 10:43 am

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