In a humbling turn of events, I find that I require your assistance. Back in July I started a feature unoriginally dubbed Twindaddy: Blunt Life Coach™. I only posted two entries into this series before my hiatus and I’ve been really wanting to get back to it because, hey, being an asshole is fun.
For my first two posts I pilfered questions from Dear Abby™, but I’d like not to have to do that any longer. So I have a favor to ask of you, dearest reader, please submit your own questions for Blunt Life Coach™ so that he may answer them brutally, honestly, and hilariously. Or attempt to do so.
So, please, dearest reader, assist me with my feeble attempts to be funny. And stuph.