Brother Jon, or BroJo for short, is a little flustered that my Unshitty™ bid for the Le Clown Official Fanclub™ kicked his bid’s ass. In a meager attempt to “up his game,” he has posted yet another, um, post try to win the favor of his Magnificence™.
I’m confident that Le Clown, much like most everyone else, is not impressed. Even though his attempts are insufficient, I feel compelled to respond if for no other reason than to show him up one more time.
BroJo, please, you’re embarrassing yourself. We all know that I’ve got this.
BroJo even called me out specifically in his post as he knows I’m his chief competition. BroJo, I will admit that I slightly chuckled at the YouTube clip contained in your post, but please, anyone can place a YouTube video in their posts.
See? Oh, and I am invincible.
Then, he had the audacity to refer to me as “cocky.” Please. There’s a difference between confidence and cockiness. Hold a minute please while I reign in my laughter after having typed that word. Heh, heh. Cockiness. Yes, I’m childish. No, I don’t care.
While I find BroJo’s persistence admirable, we all know his effort is in vain. I mean, BroJo’s posts were decent enough, I guess, but did anything in BroJo’s post inspire Le Clown to rip a part out and tweet it out to all of his carnies™? No? Mine did.
And that’s the bottom line, BroJo. Le Clown was more impressed with my effort than yours. As the great Ace Ventura once quipped, “Unfortunately, in every contest, there must be a loser.”
And even more unfortunately for you, BroJo, in this contest that loser is you. If you thought your post full of SPAM emails was going to scare me, you were sorely mistaken.
You obviously didn’t get the message the first time, so I’ll repeat it again for you and for anyone else out there who thinks that they can be a better Carnie™ Wrangler than me…
Oh, and here is a preview of my victory dance, BroJo. I hope you enjoy it.