[Editor's Note: Today's guest post comes to you from Wonderland. Or the rabbit hole. Or perhaps both. Isn't Wonderland inside the rabbit hole? So it's both. Wow. I'm glad we have that settled.
Moving onward and forward (redundant?), my guest today is none other than AliceAtWonderland. She has been Freshly Pressed, has a huge following, and (like me) has multiple personalities. Yay for crowded heads!
Side note: Thank you, Alice, for lowering your standards long enough to grace my humble blog with your words and presence.
I was subjected to an interview by Thing Two, Alice's Star Wars loving 8-year old daughter. As usual, I humbly request that once you're done reading my guest's post that you jump over to my guest's blog and click on the follow button. Enjoy!]
My eight-year-old daughter, Thing Two, is a Star Wars fanatic. She had some questions for everyone’s favorite storm trooper. He was kind enough to grant her an interview.
1. Why is your aim so bad?
My aim is so bad simply because . . . helmet. These things impair our vision horribly. If they would let us take them off then we’d actually be able to see what we’re shooting at. Plus, we’re disposable to them. Nice, huh?
2. Why do you always wait for the last second to shoot?
Um, well . . . hmmmmm. Poor training provided by the Empire? I’m not sure. Perhaps I need to play more video games to improve my skills. When is a better time to shoot?
3. Are you called storm troopers because you storm into the room?
Yes. That is exactly why. Nothing strikes terror into the heart of a rebel like seeing the stark-white armor of dozens of troopers come pouring into a room. They lose heart quickly, and then start crying for their mommies.
4. What happens when you toot in your armor?
Ever heard the expression “Dutch oven?” It’s not pretty. I try to hold it as long as I can. I’ll leave it up to your mother as to whether or not she wants you to know what a Dutch oven is.
5. How much money does the Emperor pay you?
Enough credits to live on. I have a modest apartment on Coruscant that’s lightly decorated and located away from the seedier parts of the planet. I’m not sure why, though. I’m never there. I’m always on deployment. In fact, I’m on Tatooine currently looking for two droids. I probably wasn’t supposed to tell you that, but it doesn’t matter because we can’t find them. I have no idea why we can’t just buy some droids from a reputable dealer on Bothawui or some other high-tech planet.
Thing Two was thrilled to have gotten such an exclusive interview! Now we’ll have to see how the trooper does on a mission to Wonderland.
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