My current life circumstances are as follows:
- I live with my in-laws.
- They only allow the twins over to the house every other weekend. On Mondays and Wednesdays I have to find something else to do with them so we normally end up going out to eat and spending the rest of the night at my mom’s house.
- My wife is working second shift now, so I have Baby C, too.
All caught up? Good. We’ll carry on.
Baby C loves chocolate covered strawberries. So tonight, he got some. Roughly eight of them. And that’s when it happened.
He started clenching his fists and shaking them. He began violently shaking his head. He started yelling incoherent things like, “Ching. Chong. Chang.” He was uncontrollably kicking his feet.
Yes, Baby C was in the midst of a sugar high. And in this case, the “c” stood for Cornholio.