Good morning, Stuph Maphia™! You may be wondering why I’m awake so early this Saturday morning. No? Oh, well. It was nice to imagine you cared. I’m going to tell you anyway. BABY C WON’T LET ME SLEEP IN! AUGH!!
Soooo, anyway, I just want to pimp out the social media sites associated with this here weblog, especially since I just added a page to Google+ yesterday. What? You’ve never heard of Google+? That’s okay. That means that you’re probably not a hipster, and that’s good.
So you can find us on Facebook where I, and occasionally Revis, post random stupidity in an effort to elicit laughs from you, our Maphia™. You’ll find memes and ecards and other assorted stuph™ there.
The next place you can find us, or me more specifically, is on Twitter. I’m not a huge fan of Twitter, but that’s where most of my blogging buddies hang out so I suffer it so I can engage in silly antics with them, which is EXTREMELY fun. We get up to all sorts of shenanigans there, and I invite you to join in.
And now, Google+. I really just did this yesterday out of boredom, but since I did it I may as well make use of it. I know of at least one person out there who’s on Google+ that isn’t on Facebook or Twitter, so there might be more of you weird people out there. I’m not sure what we’re going to do with our G+ page, but if you follow we can find out together! Doesn’t that sound fun? Fine, can you at least pretend it does to appease me? Thanks for nothing, jerk. Ah well…
Those are our social media sites as it stands right now. I hope to see you there! On all three! Right now! Why are you still here? Oh, you haven’t hit the like button yet? Well do it! Okay, NOW go visit our sites! Thanks!!