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Things I Should Not Be Subjected To

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Urination Strenuation

There are a lot of things our bodies do which we loathe and could quite readily do without. Our bodies do things which embarrass us or downright make life miserable. That fart which loudly forces its way out mid-coitus, for instance. Getting diarrhea (woot! I spelled it right on the first try!) on a road … Continue reading

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Seriously???

I’m a fairly laid back guy. It usually takes a lot to get me angry. Most of the time, the things that piss me off are things that happen to me at work. This is another one of those times. For those of you who don’t already know, my company repairs factory installed car stereos … Continue reading

Surf Your Way Into Jail

[Editor's Note:  Please welcome BrainRants, Stuph Maphia™.  Funny story.  A few weeks ago 1jaded1 asked me if I read BrainRants.  I thought she was confused and meant brainsnorts, and I said yes without further thought.  Then a day or two later I received a comment from BrainRants and then realized that I was the one … Continue reading

Things I Should Not Be Subjected To: SpongeBob SquarePants

Okay, I’m done with the unfunny today.  We’ve had a romantic post. Awww.  We’ve had a serious post. Cut it out, Daily Post!  Now it’s time for some good ol’ ranting and bitching.  And maybe a dash of humor.  I hope.

Things I Should Not Be Subjected To: Incompetent Meteorologists

When I arrived at work this morning, I stopped for a moment before I got out of my car.  I brought up the weather channel app on my phone just to double-check what I had seen before this morning:  partly cloudy for some of the day and bright, bright sunshine for the rest of the … Continue reading

Things I should not be subjected to: Lazy people

On most days I enjoy my job.  I work in an isolated room with just 4 other guys and rarely have to deal with people directly.  Most of my communication is done by email. Today, however, was a day I didn’t enjoy my job. We received two skids of computers today from an office that … Continue reading

Things I Should Not Be Subjected To: That movie that butchers the book

Have you ever read a book so epic that when it’s announced that a movie based on the book is coming out that your excitement rivals that of a child on Christmas Eve? Timeline by Michael Crichton was that book for me. I read that book probably three times in a row when it was … Continue reading

Things I Should Not Be Subjected To: Obvious Instructions

I just got home from work a little bit ago, and I’m starving.  My wife is at the doctor with a friend who had hurt her foot so I texted her to ask if I should wait for her to get home to eat or if I could go ahead and make something for myself … Continue reading

Things I Should Not Be Subjected To: Everyone and their smart phones

My wife’s company had its holiday party tonight.  Don’t ask me why they have it 15 days into the new year.  I don’t know.  But it makes no sense to me either. So we went to the party, which was at a country club.  I was uncomfortable right off the bat because I had to … Continue reading

Things I should not be subjected to: Body odor

Have you ever walked by a person and a second after they pass a noisome stench bitch-slaps your olfactory glands?  A smell so bad that your eyes water and your lungs threaten to strike?  A funk so mephitic that it drops flies?  That happened to me today.  To make things worse, it was blatantly obvious that … Continue reading

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