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The One Where I Fear My Family

My phone began to violently vibrate, startling me out of my comatose state. I was staring at the TV, but wasn’t really watching it. I was defeated and weary after an arduous battle with Baby C over his afternoon nap. The display on my Android phone told me my father was calling. I didn’t really feel like … Continue reading

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Ten Things of Thankful #44

My new English BFFL (I’ve decided to have one for every continent – filling the one for Antarctica is gonna be tough) Lizzi implored me to try this blog hop she helps host. The blog hop is Ten Things of Thankful, which is a weekly blog hop in which the participants list ten things each … Continue reading

Saturday 9: Here Comes Peter Cottontail

Thank you for tuning in to another edition of Saturday 9, hosted by Crazy Sam. For those of you new to this endeavor (ohhhh….big words), Saturday 9 is a weekly interrogation consisting of 9 questions posed by our host, Crazy Sam. You, in turn, get to learn minute details about me. Things you most likely … Continue reading

That’s My Girl!!!

Whenever my daughter hears, or sees, something new, she gets a particular look on her face. It’s half confusion (because she doesn’t know what she just heard or saw) and half excitement (at discovering something new). Since she’s at an age where most things are still new to her, she gets her “new thing” look … Continue reading

25 Days of Songs: I Challenge You!

“Hey! Wait a minute! It’s Friday! Where the fuck is our Feature Friday post?” you’re no doubt wondering. Eh? You’re not? Well fuck you then. Anyhow, I just didn’t have time to get to a proper Feature Friday post this week. At least, not in time to give the featured blogger time to review the post … Continue reading

You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry

I realize that this will be my third post today and that is completely abnormal for me, but I need to unload. I know I’m stressing the belt around your email account’s waste, but I don’t care. As most of you deduced from a poem I published last week, Superbitch moved out. Despite both of our … Continue reading

Neighbor, This Isn’t Okay Either

I live in an ignoble community of townhouses. Row after disheveled row of buildings huddled together for a quarter-mile, filling both sides of the street on which I reside. Each building contains 6 or 7 units. This means that I see and learn a lot more about my neighbors than I care to. For instance, … Continue reading

Share Your World – 2014 Week 15

It’s Wednesday! It means we’re halfway through the week! We’ve made it to the top of the “hump” and it’s all downhill from here. Or something. Hump day is my self-designated day to share my world, where I answer insightful questions posed by the lovely Cee, and raise the blinds to the window of my … Continue reading

I Am, I Lurk

I am the dirt swept under your carpet I am a skeleton in your closet I am your dirty secret I lurk in the darkness of your heart I am the black sheep of your family I am a rebel without a cause I am the ultimate outcast I lurk in the murk of your … Continue reading

Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Twindaddy

[Editor's Note: Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on TV are the Comedy Central roasts. If you're not familiar, a roast is when a "guest of honor" is insulted for hours on end by comedians and close friends. It's all done in good fun, and I've yet to see one yet that didn't … Continue reading

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