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Miraculous Man and the Drunken Farm Boys

My boss is an idiot. Those were the words flowing through Matt’s mind as he traversed a narrow, two-lane road carving it’s way through the hills of Northern Kentucky. The pizza joint he worked for was getting desperate for business, and had expanded its delivery radius as a result. Now, Matt had to deliver to … Continue reading

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Later That Night

She exhaled deeply and tried to relax. Just a little over an hour ago, she was attempting a calming drive after waking from an alcohol induced sleep. Earlier that night, she met with friends who were undoubtedly slumbering, now. Within hours, they would be waking up with splitting headaches and turning stomachs, aka hangovers. She … Continue reading

I Was Maimed by a Dinosaur

It was awful. There I was just minding my own business, doing my own thing, when the frightening green dinosaur came out of nowhere, grabbed my arm, and contorted it in ways it was never meant to go. “Hey! That hurts! Stop!” I cried in agony. A sick, twisted grin spread across the dino’s face, … Continue reading

The Drun Kenman Annals: Close the Blast Door!

Well, journal, the last few days have not been fun. In the aftermath of the “droid incident” I was questioned about my role in said incident by none other than Lord Vader himself and I was then transferred to the Death Star. The same ship that had blasted out of docking bay 94 on Tatooine … Continue reading

Ouch!

Finally home! Relaxation had to wait. My child headed for the back door to play outside. “No, wait!” I cried. Too late. BAM! Right into the glass door he couldn’t tell was there. Trifecta Challenge: This weekend we want you to give us 33 words (exactly) that include among them at least one example of … Continue reading

Fortune’s Forecast

The state fair.  I hated the state fair.  Sure, it was fun for the kids and I guess that’s what matters, but I loathe it.  I offered to let my wife take the kids by herself but for some reason she wasn’t as thrilled with the idea as I hoped she would be. The kids … Continue reading

Miraculous Man Journal Entry: 4/18/2013

Today was a horrible day for justice.  I, Miraculous Man, made an inexcusable mistake.  I suppose there is a first time for everything, but there should never have been a first time for this. I was making my rounds at Wal-Mart, looking for any injustices being committed against my customer service brethren.  I had almost … Continue reading

A Dream Come True

So many of my fellow bloggers have been participating in the Trifecta Challenge I thought it might be interesting to try it myself.  If you’re interested in the Trifecta Challenge, visit their page here. This weekend’s challenge is as follows: This weekend we’re asking for exactly 33 of your own words inspired by the following … Continue reading

7 Days, 0 Luck

It’s that daily time again.  Time for fun, mischief, and some other kind of chief I haven’t identified as of yet.  Today’s prompt could be a fun one.  Let me get started on my coffee and we may then have a fun adventure.  Or, I could totally eff this one up.  There’s only one way … Continue reading

Mummy, You Did What?

Oh Mummy, what have you done now? Seriously.  Why would he do this to me?  Again! I swear, that saying about how mummies curse you, I think it’s true. It has to be. It is the only explanation I can think of for why every time I have the perfect plan, it is ruined!  I … Continue reading

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